guess im gonna be tasting some pepsi cola tonight ;))
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”
i was supposed to be the hero
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
i just want to remind everyone that there was an episode of jimmy neutron where carl got butt pregnant
What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole
Wt fucking cheek bones?
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies